Dab tuaj yeem yog cov tsiaj vwm, yog li nws tsis xav tsis thoob tias hauv internet muaj cov lus tso dag txog lawv. Cov lus tso dag no rau menyuam yaus yuav ua rau koj dov hauv pem teb nrog koj tus dev tom qab ob peb lub punchlines. Sim nyeem lawv nrov nrov rau koj tus dev kom lub sijhawm zoo.
35 Dog Jokes for Kids
1. Dab tsi yog qhov chaw nyiam dev tsawg tshaj plaws mus yuav khoom?
Nkauj tawm tshiab.
2. Vim li cas tus dev hla txoj kev?
Muaj qaib nyob rau sab nraud.
3. Yog vim li cas tus aub ua movie tsis tiav?
Nws yog “pawsed.”
4. Yuav ua li cas thaum ib tug German Shepherd tsiv mus rau Sydney?
Lawv dhau los ua ib tug neeg yug yaj Australian.
5. Koj hu li cas Dachshund tso rau hauv lub hnub?
Aub hot dog.
6. Tus dev twg nyiag tag nrho daim pam?
Afghan Hound.
7. Hom dev twg nyiam npaj nws cov khoom ua si?
A “Basket” Hound.
8. Cov dev mus li cas?
Nyob rau ntawm Greyhound Bus.
9. Tus dev twg nyiam haus mis nyuj haus?
The “M alt-ese.”
10. Tus dev twg tau kav ib zaug?
Tus Pharaoh Hound.
11. Yuav ua li cas aub ua frosting rau ncuav mog qab zib?
Lawv “Ntxhis.”
12. Tus dev hais li cas thaum pom tus kab mob?
" Thov txhob los ntawm kuv!"
13. Yog vim li cas dev noj ib hnub?
Lawv xav tau "paws" thiab so.
14. Hom dev twg nyiam lawv pluav ntxhua?
Tshuaj zawv plaub hau.
15. Cov dev nug lawv tus hluas nkauj li cas?
Lawv sib-ar.
16. Cov dev mus qhov twg thaum lawv mus ntsib Tebchaws Europe?
Barkalona.
17. Cov dev mus qhov twg thaum lawv xav ncuav qab zib?
" Fi-dough's" Bakery.
18. Yog vim li cas tus aub tsis ntshai lub tsev haunted?
Lawv nrhiav pob txha.
19. Hom dev nyiam kos dab tsi?
A Doodle.
20. Tus kws tshawb fawb muaj dab tsi?
A Lab-rador.
21. Cov dev hais li cas thaum lawv muaj sijhawm zoo?
Lawv muaj pob.
22. Koj hu li cas rau tus dev uas ua haujlwm hauv shipping?
A Boxer.
23. Dab tsi yog tus dev nyiam zaj nkauj Christmas?
“Santa Paws Los Rau Hauv Nroog.”
24. Cov dev hais li cas thaum lawv mus so?
Lawv mus ib sim.
25. Koj hu tus dev twg xav tau txoj haujlwm?
A dhuav Collie.
26. Tus dev tso dab tsi thaum nws yuav cua daj cua dub?
Cov tsho tiv nag.
27. Yog vim li cas tus aub hnav khau looj plab mus rau lub tiaj ua si?
Yog li lawv yuav tsis nqis los hauv Poodle.
28. Koj hu li cas tus dev uas ua haujlwm hauv cov chaw ua si hauv tebchaws?
Nkauj kho siab.
29. Tus dev twg liam liam rau lwm tus?
A Pointer.
30. Tus dev tuaj yeem noj mov zoo thiab da dej qhov twg?
Steak-n-Shake.
31. Cov dev hais li cas thaum lawv xav tsis thoob?
“How wow.”
32. Koj hu dab tsi rau tus dev uas yuav tsis nres quaj hauv Virginia?
A Chesapeake “Baying” Retriever.
33. Cov dev qhuas ib leeg li cas?
Lawv hais tias zoo saib.
34. Tus dev hlub lub hli twg?
A Spring-er Spaniel.
35. Dab tsi yog qhov kev ua si dev nyiam?
Bingo.
Conclusion
Tam sim no koj tau nyeem qee yam ntawm peb cov lus tso dag, tej zaum koj tus dev tuaj yeem txhawb koj los tsim koj tus kheej. Qhia rau lawv nrog koj cov phooj ywg thiab saib seb qhov kev luag coj mus rau qhov twg. Tej zaum koj yuav tsim ib phau ntawv tso dag kom koj nco ntsoov tag nrho koj cov lus tso dag rau tom ntej.
