Miv tuaj yeem ua rau muaj kev xyiv fab thiab zoo siab rau hauv tsev. Lawv cov cwj pwm tsis zoo thiab kev dag ntxias dag feem ntau ua rau luag zoo, tab sis lawv tsis yog qhov lom zem xwb txog miv. Koj tuaj yeem pom ntau cov lus tso dag uas zoo rau miv uas yuav ua rau cov neeg nyiam miv tawg rau hauv giggles thiab luag. Kev nyeem los ntawm peb cov npe miv tso dag yuav ua rau luag nyav rau koj lub ntsej muag thiab ua kom koj lub hnub ci ntsa iab.
Nyem hauv qab no dhia ua ntej:
- Q & A Cat Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Cat Knock Jokes
- Short Cat Jokes
- Cat Celebrity Puns
Q & A Cat Jokes
Cov lus nug-thiab-lus tso dag yog qhov classic, thiab lawv tuaj yeem ua rau tib neeg tuaj nrog cov lus teb muaj tswv yim thaum lawv sim ua kom pom cov lus tso dag. Nov yog qee cov lus nug-thiab-lus tso dag uas yuav pab tau koj lub siab dhia.
Pros
1. Tus miv hais li cas thaum nws poob tag nrho nws cov nyiaj?
Cons
Kuv yog paw!
2. Tus miv txoj kev tswj hwm txoj cai lij choj thiab kev txiav txim yog dab tsi?
Pros
Claw Enforcement.
Cons
3. Koj puas tau hnov txog tus neeg caij tsheb uas yuav tsum tau coj tawm ntawm lub dav hlau?
Nws tso tus miv tawm ntawm lub hnab
Pros
4. Ua ntej catfight, feem ntau hais li cas?
Cons
“Tuav kuv lub hnab nyiaj.”
5. Cov miv nrhiav dab tsi hauv lwm qhov tseem ceeb?
Pros
Zoo purrsonality.
Cons
6. Koj hu li cas tus miv uas tau los ua kws kho mob?
Kit-aid-teev-teev
Pros
7. Vim li cas tus miv hluas thiaj raug xa mus rau nws chav?
Cons
Nws muaj tus miv phem.
8. Cov miv hu dab tsi rau cov khaub ncaws loj?
Pros
Nkauj tawm tshiab.
Cons
9. Vim li cas miv thiaj ntxub lub laptop?
Lawv tsis muaj nas
Pros
10. Cov miv nyiam siv tsev neeg nyob qhov twg?
Cons
The mew-seum.
11. Cov miv Fabkis hais li cas "Ua Tsaug" ?
Pros
“Meow-ci Beaucoup!”
Cons
12. Yog vim li cas miv thiaj li zoo nyob rau hauv video games?
Lawv muaj cuaj lub neej
Pros
13. Vim li cas miv thiaj hnav lub kaus mom saum toj?
Cons
Beclaws he was feline sassy.
14. Vim li cas miv thiaj thov piano?
Pros
Lawv xav ua mewsic.
Cons
15. Tus miv hais li cas tom qab ua yeeb yam?
Tsuas yog kitten
Pros
16. Koj hu dab tsi rau tus txiv neej fluffy miv pw saum txaj?
Cons
A Himalayan.
Cons
17 Yog lub teeb khiav ntawm hluav taws xob thiab tsheb khiav roj, miv khiav dab tsi?
Lawv paws
Big Cat Jokes
Peb tsis tuaj yeem hnov qab txog cov miv loj!
Cov lus tso dag no them nqi rau cov miv loj thiab cov tsiaj qus.
Pros
1. Vim li cas miv tsis ua poker hauv hav zoov?
Cons
Too cheetahs.
2. Tus tsov ntxhuav hais li cas rau nws cov phooj ywg ua ntej lawv tawm mus yos hav zoov noj?
Pros
“Cia peb txhom.”
Cons
3. Koj hu dab tsi rau feline nrog txiav plaub hau luv?
A bobcat, tau kawg
Pros
4. Cov tsiaj twg tuaj yeem ntseeg tsis tau?
Cons
Civ loj! Vim ib txhia yog cheetahs, thiab ib txhia yog tsov ntxhuav!
Cons
5. Koj puas tau hnov txog qhov xwm txheej ntawm tsov ntxhuav?
Nws yog ib tug miv loj-astrophel
Cat Knock Jokes
Nkauj kho siab zim xwb yog ib zaj lom zem tshaj plaws uas koj tuaj yeem qhia rau koj cov menyuam vim nws lom zem, sib tham sib thiab ua rau lawv cov ntiv taw!
Kaws, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Kitten
Kitten leej twg?
Tau kitten ncig thiab cia kuv nyob
Kaws, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Claws
Claws who?
Claws lub qhov rooj. txias
Kaws, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Neil
Neil leej twg?
Neil down thiab pet this cat
Kaws, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Catsup
Catsup leej twg?
Cas ib tsob ntoo thiab yuav tsis nqes
Kaws, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Catskills
Catskills leej twg?
Catskills nas
Short Cat Jokes
Qee zaum ib nqe lus yooj yim txaus ua rau luag.
Ntawm no yog ib co lus ntse txog miv uas koj siv tau:
- Cia cov miv tawm ntawm lub hnab yooj yim dua li muab tso rau hauv.
- Yog lub ntiaj teb tiaj tus, miv yuav thawb txhua yam tawm.
- Ib qho lom zem ntawm kev muaj miv dub yog qee zaus txhob txwm tham nrog lub tsho T-shirt dub rau hauv pem teb.
- Miv zoo li ncuav qab zib; koj yeej tsis muaj ib tug xwb.
- Optimists hais tias, "Lub khob puv ib nrab." Pessimists hais tias, "Lub khob yog ib nrab khoob." Cov tswv miv hais tias, "Lub khob khob lawm."
- Dab muaj tswv. Miv muaj cov neeg ua haujlwm.
- Dog tsis tuaj yeem ua haujlwm MRI scanners tab sis catscan.
- Miv siv ib nrab lub neej tsaug zog thiab ib nrab ua yeeb yaj kiab viral.
- Tus miv nyiam kos yog tus kheej-pawtrait.
Cat Celebrity Puns
Nws yog ib qho kev lom zem los nrog miv puns uas phim cov npe nrov lossis cov npe ntawm cov neeg nto moo. Lawv tuaj yeem xaus ua lub npe zoo rau tsiaj miv.
Ntawm no yog ib co ntawm peb nyiam miv pun npe.
- Catmila Catbello
- Cat-niss Everdeen
- Cat-alie Portman
- Dan-yeowl Radcliffe
- Dolly Purrton
- Hairy Styles
- Hillary Kitten
- Jennipurr Catiston
- Jimmy Feline
- Meowly Cyrus
- Paw McCatney
- Purrincess Leia
- RuPawl
- Sir Isaac Mewton
- Tailor Swift
Conclusion
Peb vam tias koj yuav txaus siab nyeem peb cov npe miv tso dag. Miv yog qhov khoom plig tiag tiag uas muab ntxiv rau, thiab lawv cov lus dag tuaj yeem txhawb nqa ntau yam kev lom zem miv tso dag. Peb lees tias miv tso dag tuaj yeem yog hom kev lom zem, tab sis peb paub tias ntau tus miv nyiam nyiam lawv. Yog li ntawd, nco ntsoov nthuav tawm txoj kev xyiv fab thiab qhia cov lus tso dag no rau lwm tus nyiam miv uas yuav txaus siab koom nrog koj luag.
